VISIT OUR
SPACECRAFT
In the interest of cross-species understanding, we invite you to visit to our spacecraft, where you will experience stunning views, mind-expanding technology, Carefully collected and constructed nutritional supplements; the best the galaxy has to offer! and exceptional Canis Minor hospitality (try the yurgenflark!).
what to expect
We can understand why you might be nervous – it is a giant metal flying object, after all, from a place you’ve never been or even heard of. It’s nothing like a car or plane, but we have scoured the galaxies far and wide to collect the components needed to create Galaxy Award Winning Supplements. don’t worry! We’ve done this plenty of times and our formulas have been adjusted for Adult EARTH HUMANS.
how to dress
We will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, but since your human bodies are not familiar with this form of travel, we suggest wearing only the most comfortable coverings. We have designed a few you might enjoy.
ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE
After placing your order, a giant light beam will appear at your specified time and location. Once your Purchased Items are off the ground, time will not move at the rate you are accustomed to, So ensure you have things in order back on Earth. Our Monthly Subscribers may occasionally find additional RARE BONUS Items in their Space Packages,
[ TIER 1 ]THE
QUICK LIFT
Our tractor beam will lift you to the height of your choosing before gently setting you down again.
1 Full Month Supply Drop
[ TIER 2 ]THE
WEEKENDER
Enjoy a month or two on our spacecraft, complete with meals, cultural activities and a novelty probing.
3 Full Month‘s supply Drop
[ TIER 3 ]THE
PERMANENT VACATION
Tired of Earth? Join our crew as a cultural attaché and occasional test subject. Spots are extremely limited!
12 Full Month’s Supply Drop
Global artisans
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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
High quality materials
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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
Customized for you
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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.
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It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.